My Marriage (If I Get Married)
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me:
hey darlin welcome home
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husband:
*kiss* hey baby how are you to-
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me:
take off your pants
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husband:
hey i just ordered some chinese food
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me:
how long did they say it would take?
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husband:
about 30 mins
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me:
get naked
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husband:
but i thought we were gonna-
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me:
naked. now
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husband:
i'm bored
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me:
lay down.now
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me:
i love you so much
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husband:
i love you too...it's a beautiful saturday morning and i don't have to work today. We should go to the park and-
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me:
get in the bed
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husband:
there is this great new bookstore around the corner wanna go?
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me:
nope.sex
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husband:
but they have that book you wanted and i was-
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me:
sex
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me:
i had a crappy day at work today
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husband:
want me to make you some tea?
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me:
i want you naked. i'm angry
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husband:
what about a back rub?
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me:
naked...drop your pants
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husband:
you mean you don't want to talk about it? really?!
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me:
drop your pants ...this is not a fucking game.
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^^^ I want a girl like this. I should follow all the girls who reblogged this lol.
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Yep we are going to have a beautiful relationship ;)
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hhaha this will totally be me
This post is posted on Monday 6 February 2012.
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